Meet the Contessas

Brown Sugaaaa Contessa

This sweet southern girl is the perfect blend of ingredients. She’s not only awkwardly awesome, but also a fan of Harry Potter. We say she makes the perfect Mrs. Weasley because she’s strict yet soulful as she brings love to all through her skillful cooking. She's a cook looking to please her red-headed husband someday (hmm...who could that be?) Any guy would be lucky to have her because she’s as tasteful as her dishes. Savory yet simple, she’ll knock you off your feet. You think you you’ve got her made, and then she says something you didn’t see coming! BAM! Some unexpected flavor in her soul hits you on the head and you find yourself even more captivated by her presence. Literally. This Contessa is dependable and gives the group support just like brown sugar in any baking recipe.  Her hearty laugh lightens any mood (even when a recipe has gone horribly wrong). Lauren is the motherly figure overlooking our cooking challenges as her little Weasley kids succeed and also epicly fail in the kitchen. She’ll wink and smile at your dishes, but if you dare cross her (such as sneaking in some mushrooms onto her plate), she won’t be afraid to cast a spell on you and send you to the burrow. 

Cayenne Contessa

Meet Hayden. She’s spicy, spicy, spicy— like your favorite hot sauce. A kick of life, she will up your flavor profile in a New York minute, but when she finally does cool down, she’s always up for chillin’. Literally. Add her to enhance meats, sauces, and life. Like your favorite spicy diet cleanse, Hayden will enhance your inner mind and body. Hang around her for awhile, and guarantee it, you’ll be feeling fresh. But really, if you don’t want life to taste so ratchet, just add some cayenne pepper. 

Irish Crème Contessa

Have you ever wanted to change your fate?  Well meeting Emma will do just that.  This Irish Princess has got a rich, sweet flavor that will satisfy you to your hearts content.  However, all foodies have to beware of  this Contessa’s hidden spike! Literally.  This little lady has a tang that will not go unnoticed.   Irish Crème Contessa prefers to spend her time in the darkness, where she can study for her love of African Diaspora.  When she is not smoking her imaginary cigarette you can find her making a variety of throw pillows.  Her creative touch has the ability to make all things beautiful and bursting with creamy deliciousness.  Emma’s brilliant pungency is something you do not want to miss out on.  I-RISH you a jig filled day.

 Café Contessa

Meet the fabulous Mason. Full of grace, poise and vivacious energy, she is a double shot of life! A big fan of Nascar, Mason has that southern charm. Her hobbies include shacking at the Exchange, sipping some Joe, aspiring to be a Real Housewife, eaves dropping on conversations and dressing up as a Pirate. And when she’s not gracing the South with her poise, she’s raisin’ cane in the hills with her family. With aspirations of traveling to Florence, this girl is going places, literally! Mason’s love of fashion has her ready for any occasion at a moment’s notice! Her presence brings a sense of peace and warmth just like the perfect blend of a café mocha. 

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Caviar Contessa 

The Caviar Contessa always quotes her favorite housewife when she says “money can’t buy you class.” And she is choc full of it. Her hobbies are living life, gossiping about people, taking selfies, and long walks on the beach—obviously. Her goals in life are to become a real housewife, have babies, and put them in toddler beauty pageants. When it comes to food, only the classiest food will do. She prefers sparkling over stilled. This Contessa massages chicken breasts. Literally.  While she is cooking and living her life, the stylings of Lil Wayne motivate this contessa. She is a true lady and will tell you that over and over. Caviar Contessa, generous with everything but rides in her car, will give you a classy chuckle due to her facial expressions, profanities, and denying that she says profanities. She is pure class from head to toe. Shout out to Pop Pop. 

Caprese Contessa

Ciao Bella! This dazzling, Caprese Contessa is passionate about fashion, food, and travel. Like a caprese salad, Aly is the perfect combination of ingredients. She has the bold flavor of basil, the cheesiness of mozzarella, and the sweet presence of the tomato. Aly has a passion for Italian food, due to her recent escapade in Italy, where she had to fight off those handsome Italian men, literally. Fine wine, watching Gossip Girl, and going to S and M clubs while wearing a dog collar (not really) are just some of her hobbies. Stay tuned because this Caprese Contessa has some pure, simple, and fresh recipes worth waiting for. 

More contessas to come!